The Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2009 !!!

The Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2009!!!

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.



SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'



SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'



SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.



SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign
That read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'



SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009!!

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I
Said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

A BONUS EXTRA

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old and wrinkly and unattractive. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect

Cute 3D creature take one

The Boondocks Season 3 Trailer

Man i've been waiting 3 years for this !

The Boondocks are back !
Yes I already know that the season started. But Really this trailer is a must watch !

J-Electronica on the track !

ENJOY !

- A. son of Jack !

Lesean Thomas interview

I'm just reposting a great interview by Lesean Thomas who is a great graphic artist, storyboard artist, animator. He did character design on The Boondocks and Ben 10 Alien force amungst others.

Inspirational !

ENJOY !!!!

- A. son of Jack !

Great Lyor Cohen interview.

You're Only Young Once ! ep 1. ruff story boards.

This is Just a sneak peak of the cartoon that we've been working on.

- A. son of Jack !

Whitefolkz "Alpha Dogg mix tape"

I don't really take to much intrest in listening to new or new to me rappers. Call me old, jaded or stuck in my ways but I believe most of them suck, have no style and just babble about some old bullshit.

Well. I saw this dude Whitefolk live for the first time in Nov he was on before K-Beta and before he went on I was like "God damnit. another fuckin' rapper... and he's white so this is gonna be backpacky or totally insult my intelegence..."

Man I was so wrong. Whitefolkz is da shit !

His last mix tape "FUCK YOUR MIX TAPE" won DMV mixtape of the year award.

And I know what you thinkin' "another white rapper, bet you he's just like Eminem or a back packer...yada yada yada blow chunks."

WRONG ! There is no other rapper like Eminem white or black ! He stands in a class and skill level of his own.

Just like there is no other KRS-ONE, Jay-Z, Shadowman, K-Beta and there for damn sure ain't another Whitefolkz.

Cuzo got lyrical skill and swagger for days, He don't fake or portray a bullshit ass image. He is what he rhymes.

below is a link to his new mixtape...

Thanks for a great mixtape FOLKZ !!!!
enjoy !

- A. son of Jack !
btw... becareful if he's drivin away from the club and you walkin' on the side walk. I'm not puttin' my man on blast but he did almost run over me on Ust. LOL.





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B.o.B. f. Eminem & Hayley Williams [Paramore] - Airplanes Pt. 2 | New Hip Hop Music & All The New Rap Songs 2010

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You're Only Young Once: Thurs Jan 28th 2010

A. son of Jack ! is proud to present....

YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE ! aka YO! YO! DC

Thursday Jan 28th, 2010 at 10:00pm
MUSE LOUNGE : 717 6TH ST NW Washington D.C.
(3rd floor)
18+
21 + FREE BEFORE MIDNIGHT

Drink Specials on the 3rd floor !
$3 for Beer (3rd floor bar only)
$5 for Rail Drinks (3rd floor bar only)

Guest for Thursday Jan 28th 2010 are !!!!

SHADOWMAN BOOGIE:
http://www.reverbnation.com/shadowmanboogie

You know him from hosting the legendary DC Jungle Drum & Bass weekly Sunday Night Sessions ! He blessed us with his vocal stylings last year with INSANE performances @ ETHER w/ Adam F and Diesel Boy. He is featured on more great music than you can shake a stick at, and since he's in town recording this week only he's gonna bless us with a special set with Ackshun Jackson and the YO YO DC ! crew.... DMV/B-More give it up for the one and only SHADOWMAN BOOGIE !!!!!

WHITE FOLKZ:
http://www.twitter.com/WHITEFOLKZ

Oh this right here is gonna be special. White Folks is one of the DMV's most awsome hip hop mcs... he also runs Top Dog Hill tattoo's up on Georgia Ave and is a certified MACK ! His new mixtape "FUCK YOUR MIX TAPE" is up for award at the DMV Awards. Recently he's recorded some dance music tunes and is gonna come thru to performance his new song "WATCH ME MOVE" which was produced by none other than Aaron Lacrate !!!
Now. He said he's just gonna pass thru have a few drinks, holla at a few girls & enjoy the show... but I bet with a lil' liquid persuasion(Whiskey should do it) we can get him to perform a couple more tunes off "FUCK YOUR MIXTAPE"... I'm hopin'

SHADES OF GREEN:
http://www.twitter.com/ShadesofGreen

Ok so our hostess RatheMC has been tellin' me about this awsome band she's got and how they can play any music and are THE SHIT ! so I said. BET ! lets have them come play a few jams and see how they rock it ! So it's my pleasure to introduce SHADES OF GREEN ! they're gonna be accompanying the DJs and MCs and I hear they can even play Jungle/Drum&Bass, Baltimore Club, and Electro... I can't wait.


Residents:

hostess MC:

RahtheMC
http://www.rathemc.com
http://www.twitter.com/rathemc
-RAtheMC x MTV VMA 09'
http://www.ourstage.com/go/mtv2dc
-RAtheMC "We Ridin" MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.vimeo.com/7183048
-RAtheMC "Lost Ones" MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7bZTSB4hz8&feature=player_embedded

Resident DJs:

DJ ACKSHUN JACKSON
http://www.myspace.com/ackshunjackson
http://www.twitter.com/ackshun202
http://www.asonofjack.com


REED ROTHCHILD
http://www.HeadofRothchild.com <<< funny ass blog !
http://www.twitter.com/REEDROTHCHILD81
http://www.divshare.com/download/6004521-a81 <<
OBEYAH
http://soundcloud.com/obeyah

and now a word from A. son of Jack ! --------------------------------

Those of you who came out to Oct, Nov, & Dec 09's YO! YO! DC parties already know your in for a wild ass good time with great music at one of D.C. best Dance Music venues.

I mean. The first couple YO! YO! parties were full of fun and surprises. From DC's party music producing leader Jesse Tittsworth jumpin' on the decks to throw down new music w/ Dave Nada to an out of no where hip hop freestyle session over dance music performance by Roll Wit Us All Stars and RatheMC who is the DMV's fastest rising female rapper... ask MTV about her ;)

Our resident djs(Ackshun Jackson, Obeyah, & Reed Rothchild) by themselves are beast at what they do, but when they get together its some whole new mix music party madness !

We've already had some of the best local Dance Music djs and hip hop MCs as guest. Ask K-Beta, Lil' E, Jackie O. Its like that at YO! YO! and its only gonna get better in 2010 !

So I'm not gonna keep on talkin' up the party because I don't need to. You just need to show up and enjoy ! And this is just on the 3rd floor. The club has another 2 floors of music hosted by two other great promotion crews making this hands down the best Thursday Night event in D.C. !

See ya out !

- A. son of Jack !
btw... when we say "Dance Music" we mean DANCE MUSIC... meaning whatever you can enjoy and dance to !
... but just incase you need specific music types: Baltimore Club, Electro, Hip Hop, Jungle, Dub Step, Dirty South, whatever our djs feel like playing ;)

-------------------------------------------------------plus another 2 floors of body shakin' music !!!!

2nd floor: 88 is dedicated to bringing you the best regional, national, and international techno talent
Residents djs: MEASAX+DOCINDO

main floor: DcRitmo Productions
DJ NV & Uncensored Spinning Latin Rhythms & Hip Hop
Guest DJ's every week in the House Floor

DANCE DEALER by dj Ackshun Jackson

DANCE DEALER
by DJ ACKSHUN JACKSON

1. Word of Inspiration by: Lesean Thomas (character designer Boondocks & Ben10)
2. I’m The Shit (Remix) – DJ Class ft. Kanye West & Estella
3. Chilln’(Oh Snap remix) – Wale feat. Lady Ga Ga
4. PYT Bmore – Debonair samir's bmore edit
5. Funky Nassua – Bananarama
6. I Want You Back – Chew Fu Big
7. What Planet Are You On(Deadmau5 Remix) – Bodyrox feat. Luciana
8. Day & Night(Crookers Remix) – Kid Cudi
9. Party All The Time – Eddie Murphy
10. Bounce High(9Freak9 remix) – Mstrkrft feat. NORE
11. I’m in Miami – LMFAO
12. Pussy – Nadastrom
13. Fight – Nadus
14. Bang Remix – Nadus
15. Doo Doo Brown – 2 Live Crew
16. A word from the Professor – Tom Leykis
17. Watch Me Move – White Folkz feat. Arron LaCrate
18. Ra the Bomb – Ra the MC
19. Stand By Me – Chew Fu
* Intro and Outro by: Natalie Loveland